Combat Bread

I'm an excellent bread baker, just like Rainman was an excellent driver. Some people say that baking is a science, while cooking is an art form (and that a pâtissier can make a great cook on account of the accuracy that is required in baking). I dunno about all that. Baking isn't science -- it's black freakin' magic. And I must have forgotten to say the magic words, cause the yeast fairy or whatever it was, didn't cooperate. Of course, any technology sufficiently advanced will be indistinguishable from the supernatural -- so chances are, I've got a few things to learn in the field of baking...

On the other hand, this "bread" had a crust, and structural integrity that would allow me to lay in wait outside a bakery and use it to beat customers to death, and steal their bread.